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مردی با دوچرخه به خط مرزی میرسد.
او دو کیسه بزرگ همراه خود دارد.
مامور مرزی میپرسد: « در کیسه ها چه داری؟». او میگوید «شن»
مامور او را از دوچرخه پیاده میکند و چون به او مشکوک بود ، یک شبانه روز او را بازداشت میکند ، ولی پس از بازرسی فراوان ، واقعاً جز شن چیز دیگری نمییابد....
بنابراین به او اجازه عبور میدهد.
هفته بعد دوباره سر و کله همان شخص پیدا میشود و مشکوک بودن و بقیه ماجرا…
این موضوع به مدت سه سال هر هفته یک بار تکرار میشود و پس از آن مرد دیگر در مرز دیده نمیشود.
یک روز آن مامور در شهر او را میبیند و پس از سلام و احوال پرسی ، به او میگوید : من هنوز هم به تو مشکوکم و میدانم که در کار قاچاق بودی ، راستش را بگو چه چیزی را از مرز رد میکردی؟
قاچاقچی میگوید: دوچرخه!
بعضی وقت ها موضوعات فرعی ما را به کلی از موضوعات اصلی غافل میکند


نوشته شده در : جمعه 15 شهریور 1392  توسط : بابک ده نمکی.    نظرات() .

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